Santa Claus And His Old Lady Ringtones

(Merle Haggard) Santa Claus and popcorn Jingle bells and reindeer horns Christmas trees and mistletoe Jesus loves me this I know. Carols singing, Silent Night Crosby dreams of Christmas white We celebrate 'cause the King was born With Santa Claus and popcorn. Children dancing round the tree Sleighbells ringing merrily Snowballs flying through the air Happiness is everywhere. Carols singing Silent Night Crosby dreams of Christmas white We celebrate 'cause the King was born With Santa Claus and popcorn. Santa Claus and popcorn Jingle bells and reindeer horns Christmas trees and mistletoe Jesus loves me this I know. Santa Claus and popcorn Jingle bells and reindeer horns Christmas trees and mistletoe Jesus loves me this I know. Carols singing Silent Night...

(I saw momma kissin' with santa claus, kissing with santa claus Around, and around and around.) Well, I saw mommy in her night gown, she was jumpin' all around Neckin' with old Santa Claus The records kept a-playin' and mommy kept a-sayin' Old Santa wasn't built for the cause. His tummy kept a-shakin' and mommy kept a-makin' Jokes about the look in his eye I'll make a little bet, I'll never forget Mommy dancin' with Santa that night. Well, it was Christmas night and all was quiet And I was in my bed asleep And somethin' woke me from the other room So I thougt I'd better take a little peek. I sneaked up to the opening hole And took a little look inside And the sight I saw out jumps the soul I'd a-liked to jumped out of my hide. There was my mommy in her night gown, she was jumpin' all around Neckin' with old Santa Claus The records kept a-playin' and mommy kept a-sayin' Old Santa wasn't built for the cause. His tummy kept a-shakin' and mommy kept a-makin' Jokes about the look in his eye I'll make a little bet, I'll never forget Mommy dancin' with Santa that night. --- Instrumental --- Well, then I cracked the door, I stuck my head inside And tried to get a better view And then I stubbed my toe when I fell inside But I got another look or two. There was my mommy in her night gown, she was jumpin' all around Neckin' it with old Santa Claus The records kept a-playin' and mommy kept a-sayin' Old Santa wasn't a-built for the cause. His tummy kept a-shakin' and mommy kept a-makin' Jokes about the look in his eye I'll make a little bet, I'll never forget Mommy dancin' with Santa that night. (dancin' with Santa Claus.) Mommy kept a-dancin', Santa kept a-dancin'. Mommy kept a-dancin', Santa kept a-dancin'. Mommy kept a-dancin'...

Listen to my tale of woe, It's terribly sad but true, All dressed up, no place to go Each evening I'm awfully blue. I must win some handsome guy Can't go on like this, I could blossom out I know, With somebody just like you. So Oh, sweet and lovely lady, be good Oh, lady, be good to me I am so awfully misunderstood So lady, be good to me Oh, please have some pity I'm all-alone in this big city I tell you I'm just a lonesome babe in the wood, So lady be good to me. Oh, please have some pity I'm all alone in this big city I tell you I'm just a lonesome babe in the wood, So lady be good to me. Oh lady be good to me.